CEREBUS
THE OG OF OGs
The original grumpy aardvark. Before frogs, before dogs, before cats. Before all of them. Cerebus has been scowling since 1977 — and now he's on Solana. He doesn't love you. He just wants all your money.
WHO IS
CEREBUS?
Before Pepe was a tadpole and Doge was learning to bark, Cerebus the Aardvark was already running kingdoms, drinking mercenaries under the table, and demanding gold. Born in 1977. 3 feet tall. Permanently angry. The OG of OGs.
From barbarian mercenary to Prime Minister to literal Pope — he survived 300 issues and never smiled once. Now he's on Solana. He doesn't love you. He just wants all your money.
CEREBUS-NOMICS
Cerebus has studied the numbers. Cerebus approves.
ROADMAP
Cerebus doesn't do roadmaps. Cerebus does conquest plans.
LAUNCH
- Fair launch on Pump.fun — pure chaos, zero promises
- Web and socials established for community warfare
- LP burned. Contract renounced. Cerebus trusts nobody.
- Rally the first wave of grumpy aardvarks
RAID EVERYTHING
- Infiltrate every timeline, comments section, and chat
- Flood the internet with custom Cerebus memes and comic pages
- Community meme battles (best scowls earn gold and glory)
- Make the dogs and frogs look like polite amateurs
BUILD THE ARMY
- Recruit legions of angry aardvarks to hold the line
- Spread $CEREBUS propaganda across all corners of Solana
- Draft designs for physical merch — medieval armor for aardvarks
- Never look back. Never sell. Keep scowling.
RULE THE MEMEVERSE
- Aardvark supremacy becomes the law of the Solana memeverse
- All other coins bow down to the OG of 1977
- Cerebus sits on the throne of dead memecoins
- He still won't smile, and he still wants all your gold
HOW TO BUY
Four steps. Even Cerebus managed it. And he's a 3-foot aardvark.
GET A WALLET
Download Phantom wallet from phantom.app. Save your seed phrase somewhere safe. Cerebus lost his gold once — he's still angry about it 47 years later. Don't be like Cerebus.
LOAD UP SOL
Buy SOL on any exchange (Coinbase, Binance, whatever) and send it to your Phantom wallet. Cerebus tested all blockchains. The others displeased him. Solana it is.
FIND $CEREBUS
Go to pump.fun and connect your wallet. Search for $CEREBUS or paste the contract address. He's the grumpy one sitting on a throne of dead memecoins.
SWAP & HODL
Swap your SOL for $CEREBUS. Then do what Cerebus did for 300 issues — scowl at everyone, refuse to sell, and wait for the world to realize you were right all along.